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Suzuki Marauder VZ800

The Ugliest Motorcycle I’ve Ever Owned

For the first few years of my motorcycle career I didn’t have much money. My first motorcycle was older than I was, and it was my pride and joy. My third motorcycle on the other hand, well, it was just a really good deal so I bought it. The trouble was, that, well, it looked like this.

Suzuki Marauder VZ800


Suzuki Marauder VZ800 front fender

Skulls and bones and abbreviated expressions and Joshua trees, and trust me, you’re missing the best part. On the side of the tank was a picture of a skull with sword going through it. It got me the nickname “Skullfucker” for a season until I just had to sell the bike.

I don’t know what posessed the previous owner to get it painted up like this. I’m not sure what I was thinking when I bought the thing either.

What’s the ugliest motorcycle you’ve ever owned? Let me know so I won’t feel so lame?

About Adrian

Adrian is the YouMotorcycle Editor. He never planned on becoming a blogger, but liked the idea of sharing his passion and encouraging others to get out and ride. He believes that anyone thinking about buying a motorcycle should hurry up and buy one, and that everyone who already owns a motorcycles should ride more. He likes V-Twins, scooters, and breaking social norms. He occasionally wears a suit and high-top sneakers when he rides to work. Sometimes he takes out his tools and everything goes from bad to worse. Sometimes everything just falls into his lap. Whatever the case he stays grateful and always tries to learn. If you feel motorcycling is a lifestyle, follow him via social media.


  1. My first bike, was a mid-60’s Honda 50. It was truly an ugly motorcycle.


  2. Ha I gave you that nick name

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